Monday, September 27, 2010

Americans Should Learn to Talk American

By “Pintface” Pete Bogs/BogsBlog

Recently I saw a bumper sticker that read: “Speak English or Go Back to the Country You Left”

This got me thinking: Why stop at the spoken word when considering who(m) gets to stay or go? Let’s include the written word as well and send away people who write things like:
  • Your welcome.
  • We open at 7:00 everyday.
  • I like you alot.
  • I’m smarter then you.
  • I’ll prolly be late.
Sure, there are people with legitimate learning disabilities, but alot (sic) of this horrendous spelling comes from lazy-ass people who simply can’t be bothered to do things rite.

I bet many of those sporting the above bumper sticker wouldn’t pass a written English test. If not, I say we send ‘em back to wherever their great grandparents came from! Err, I mean, from wherever their great grandparents came. Or at least somewhere I won't ever encounter them.

Monday, September 20, 2010

The Secret Behind Tea Partier Christine O'Donnell’s Victory in the Delaware Primary: The Occult

By “Pintface” Pete Bogs/BogsBlog

Dedicated to (now) Republicant Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell, from the Chairman of the Board, Old Blue Eyes himself, Mr. Frank Sinatra.

Thursday, September 09, 2010

Republicants’ 2010/2012 Election Victory Strategy Revealed!

By “Pintface” Pete Bogs/BogsBlog

It’s very simple (appropriate, considering the average Republicant’s cognitive abilities):

1. From day one of Obama’s presidency, stall or obstruct every bill, every motion, every vote.

2. At election time, assert that Obama and the Democratic Congress didn’t get anything done.

3. Rely on the largely unsophisticated rabble that is the U.S. electorate not to connect 1 and 2 above, and to
vote Republicant.

Tuesday, September 07, 2010

A Good, Old-Fashioned Book BBQ Planned for This Weekend

By "Pintface" Pete Bogs/BogsBlog

If someone plans to burn your holy book because they think your religion is evil, what better way to disprove it than to hold a violent demonstration where you burn them in effigy and wish death on their entire country?