By “Pintface” Pete Bogs/BogsBlog
It’s official: The 2012 Republican National Convention will be held in Downtown Tampa – a stone’s throw from my home (Note to self: Gather up stones and practice pitching arm). Economy schmeconomy ... I don’t want those hateful, greedy, misguided, self-righteous, torture-loving Republicants stinking up the place with their dirty money.
Besides, immigrant-hating Phoenix, Arizona would’ve been a much more appropriate choice for those xenophobes.
I think I'll have to break out the "unwelcome" mat. Stay tuned.
PS: OK, as someone who lives in an apartment I technically don't have a backyard. But you know what I meant, smartass.