Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Holy Crap, It's The Jesus Fish!

Jesus Christ has returned and he's... WTF... a shark? Indeed, scientific tests have yielded a startling revelation: a slippery little fanged fishy was recently born to a female shark without the benefit of male consort. Jesus H. is back, and he’s ready to take a bite out of sin. It's a Second Coming of oceanic proportions. I wonder which five-star cruise liner the Magi will follow to bring him gifts of finest chum, remora and dorsal fin wax?

PS: Human females, don't go getting any of your own ideas about asexual reproduction!

15 comments:

Jack K. said...

Man, you've got too much time on your hands. (I believe there is room for a pun about now, but I'll let you and your other faithful readers write them.)

LMAO

Pete Bogs said...

jack - such a world-transforming event had to get the BogsBlog treatment!

dianne said...

Where do you get this stuff from?

It all sounds a bit 'fishy' to me...

And gosh why would we want to reproduce asexually? that would take away the best part and we should have lots of practice. ;) ♥ xoxox

Liberal Banana said...

Hilarious! "Taking a bite out of sin". I love it.

I hope that shark wanted offspring. Because if not, that baby shark should watch out...I'm sure it wouldn't be unheard of for a shark to eat its own young.

Pete Bogs said...

dianne - it's scientific fact... you believe everything you read, don't you???

I can't believe the End Timers haven't jumped on this yet!

LB - nice to see you here... that's one thing maybe I should've touched on - it is tough for single mothers these days...

K9 said...

clearly Christ understands this go around he needs a little less turn the cheek and a lot more protecting the meek \\shark is my co-pilot

Pete Bogs said...

k9 - My boss is a Jewish Sharkenter!

boneman said...

Why not? Just because it's against the law?

This, my friend is a Halloween Apple.

would you believe,
BOO ?

Pete Bogs said...

boney - is that a mac(intosh)-o-lattern?

K9 said...

the sermon under the sea

Pete Bogs said...

k9 - isn't that a song from The Little Mermaid?

K9 said...

the four seahorses of the apocalypso

grrherhahaha

Pete Bogs said...

k9 - quit upstaging me!

LOL

Lil Bit said...

LOL @ banter 'tween you and K9!

... don't worry about this human female, there'll be no spawning here, immaculate, asexual, test tube, or the old-fashion way.
Just ain't happenin'!

Pete Bogs said...

lil - I am glad you have nothing in common with a shark!