Jesus Christ has returned and he's... WTF... a shark? Indeed, scientific tests have yielded a startling revelation: a slippery little fanged fishy was recently born to a female shark without the benefit of male consort. Jesus H. is back, and he’s ready to take a bite out of sin. It's a Second Coming of oceanic proportions. I wonder which five-star cruise liner the Magi will follow to bring him gifts of finest chum, remora and dorsal fin wax?
PS: Human females, don't go getting any of your own ideas about asexual reproduction!