San Francisco has recently had success clearing troublesome homeless people from area parks, thanks to the goat. Goats have been brought to these parks to eat the tall grass, which the former homeless, er, residents would typically use for cover. With no place to park their shopping carts, the homeless have moved on to new accommodations.
The goat strategy has been so successful that now Frisco's city fathers are thinking of taking it to the next level: breeding carnivorous goats with a taste for human flesh, a la Mason Verger, and unleashing them on homeless encampments. Mmm. Gamey, but quite flavorful due to all the self-marinating they did during life.
PS: Ever eaten at a Quizno's? They put their sandwich meats in these plastic baskets and dip them in warm water before putting the meat on the bread. My question is, what happens to all that "meat water" at the end of the day? Do they just pour it out, when it'd make a fine, thin broth for the hungry masses? What a shameful waste! I think I just invented "hobo's broth."
PSS: All longtime BogsBlog readers know of my compassionate attitude toward the homeless, so just calm down. They still make a great topic for satire now and again.