Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Fox's Foxes Cause Consternation For Consternatives

Something isn't right with right wing news outlet Fox News, according to one consternative Christian group. It seems the female anchors wear "shorter skirts... than... the prostitutes being arrested on cop shows."

Really, I must invest in cable TV one of these days! Maybe the view could make that network somewhat palatable to me, amid the shrill commentary and Bush cheerleading.

What is it with the short skirts, though? The men on Fox News always wear suits and ties - arguably consternative dress. Consterno author and banshee Ann Coulter is rarely seen not wearing one. Such licentious attire on such ostensibly consternative women? I am baffled.

Below, an unidentified piece of Fox News cheesecake (and frequent Southwest Airlines flier) takes a rest between on-air segments. Note that her manner of dress has little in common with your dear old grandma or a buttoned-up, bun-haired librarian.


6 comments:

she said...

no no...thats just a morning show host in training...shes studying in that photo. but they are fair and balanced: fox also broadcasts the mugs of john gibson and bill oreilly. aaaccckkk!

Pete Bogs said...

perhaps she's pictured on Bill "Falafel" O'Reilly's casting couch?

she said...

grrerhaha. what about the falafel? did something get by the ol K9 fenceline?

Jack K. said...

For the moment, I am speechless.

Aunty Belle said...

Hey Bawgs, jes' a fly by to let ya' know that them Russkies heard yore lament about N'awlins and the gubmint.
So, ole Gorby hisslef is comin' ter the rescue:

Mikhail Gorbachev drew loud cheers in New Orleans Friday when he promised to lead a local revolution if the Army Corps of Engineers doesn’t keep its promise to improve levees by 2011.

“We will be coming back,” the Soviet Union’s last leader said, through an interpreter, during a ceremony in the Lower Garden District. “If this pledge is not fulfilled, we will start a new revolution in New Orleans.”

Pete Bogs said...

jack - understandable...

aunt b - Gorby was there? I haven't seen hide nor hair of him in a coon's age... what was he doing in NO - speaking tour?