Over two years ago, shortly after I started this blog, and before anyone read it, I wrote that the way to avoid problems with commercial airliners is to put every plane on the Air Force One maintenance program. That plane's so well taken care of, why shouldn't we all benefit from whatever they're doing right?
Well, officials at the troubled Nepal Airlines have come up with an even better way to deal with maintenance issues: blood sacrifice. They recently slaughtered two goats in front of a malfunctioning plane, which has since reportedly been running smoothly. Wow! Who knew?
PS: Michael Vick should try for a job as a Nepal Airlines spokesman when he gets out of the joint.
PSS: Is it really a "sacrifice" when you're making another creature give up its life?