Wednesday, September 19, 2007

The Alien Overlords Have Spoken!

Intelligent beings from another world are at it with the crop circles again. And this time the message is, apparently: "More Gerald Ford, please!"

Ford? Really, how intelligent could these overlords be? Well, they must at least be a little clumsy. I mean, a message in the form of a corn maize, er, maze? How corny!

Above: There'll be no preemptive pardon for the aliens who vandalized this land.

Elsewhere, otherworldly aliens have attacked Peru with a biological weapon in the guise of a meteorite (I was not fooled). The missile left a steaming crater 100 feet across; the steam carried an odor that sickened many local villagers, including officials who were dispatched to investigate the scene. (Some also may have seen the face of the Virgin Mary in the crater, but this is not confirmed.)

In response to this unwarranted attack on the West, President Bush has announced a counterattack plan to eliminate the aliens' WMD capabilities. You didn't think that Mars mission he announced a couple years ago was just for fun, did you? It's an invasion, man. I'm talking Martian regime change.

I personally think Bush should take a non-military, as in political, approach to this, with anti-alien legislation. It wouldn't be his first crack at it.


she said...

terrible fragrant steam? i understand.

grrrerhaha post!, and i agree bogshond. nothing to fear here!

LeftLeaningLady said...

Maybe Bush could go to Mars on an unexpected visit to the troops? Maybe he could go now and wait there to greet them when they show up?

Pete Bogs said...

she - we all have something to fear when the aliens are throwing huge poisonous rocks at us... you're next! you're next!!!!

wait, that was Invasion of the Body Snatchers...

LLL - m-o-o-n that spells moon... which I bet Bush can't spell... I do like your idea...

LeftLeaningLady said...

Don't we all wish that Dubya was a smart as Tom Cullen? m-o-o-n that spells Tom Cullen.