Wednesday, May 09, 2007

It's...

...a brand new post! The Carnival of the Liberals has left town, and it's just me again, baby. Time to clean up all the empty pint glasses and spent condoms. Liberal carnies are quite a wild bunch, you see. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.

In case you didn't know, I actually published a few really great posts on my secondary blog, Fragmentia 13, during the carnival. Do yourself a favor and check them out!

The first was about some people
doing time.

The second is about some people make
sexy time. It's nice!

And now, to catch up on what's been going on in the world...

It seems that a whopping 25% of American children have no healthcare. Are there no workhouses? No prisons? Why don't these lazy bums just get jobs so they can afford a doctor? Ah, the salad days of the Industrial Revolution.

On May 1 (May Day), a largely Hispanic group of 25,000 held an immigration rally in Los Angeles. Things got out of hand and police went after the crowd with rubber bullets and batons. Police beating Hispanic immigrants, some likely illegal - yes, it was a consternative's wet dream. (The videos are available online for personal gratification purposes, you guys.)

The melee allegedly started when police were trying to clear protesters out of the street, so that traffic could continue to flow. So where are these jackbooted thugs when I'm sitting in traffic because some rubberneckers are fascinated by a car on the shoulder with a flat tire? Beat those people senseless, with my blessing. I am getting hard already.

Democrats put up a large "Mission Accomplished" banner at the House on the same day, the fourth anniversary of President Bush's notorious photo op, to remind America that the war in Iraq is ongoing. When asked about the incident, deputy White House press secretary Dana Perino responded, “It’s a trumped-up political stunt.” It’s not clear whether Perino was talking about the Dems’ banner, or her boss’.

Also on the same day (yup, it was a busy one!), a consternative writer for National Review Online suggested that a coup might be what could save America from its downfall at the hands of liberals. Isn't that, like, treasonous and highly illegal? Where's the consterno outrage? Better yet, where are the charges? That still draws the death penalty, I believe.

Last week, Condi Rice shamelessly met with her Syrian counterpart in Egypt. Why would she appease our avowed enemies like that? Doesn't she remember that America-hater Nancy Pelosi and some of her Republicant colleagues met with Syrian leaders about a month ago, much to the consternation of the White House? (Truth be told, they were only mad about Nancy's visit; they were mum on her companions.) Incidentally, the site of the talks, Sharm El-Sheik (pronounced "Sharmel Shake"), should be be considered as a new flavor of frozen treat at McDonald's. Kind of a hybrid carmel/Shamrock Shake, I'm thinking. No?

Showing once again his very limited grasp of the concept of respect for human life, President Bush has stated that he will veto any proposal that weakens current federal abortion guidelines, as he will not "allow taxpayer dollars to be used for the destruction of human life." Are you certain about that, Mr. President? I understand you see a difference between the unborn and, say, Iraqi civilians, but you really ought to think more before you open your maw. American taxpayers are funding a deadly conflict right now, and you won't do a thing to change that.

And finally, as of press time, Paul Wolfowitz is still hanging on by a thread over at the World Bank, despite the fact that they have found him guilty of a conflict of interest ethics violation. As you may recall, Wolfie used his influence to get his gal-pal an exorbitant salary that tops that of many of this country’s upper echelon officials. An aide of his has already resigned because the resultant scandal made it impossible for him to do his job.

The word on the street is that Wolfie is holding out for an expected bonus of $400,000 before he's willing to step down. Honestly, why don't they just fire the crooked fucker?

This situation reminds me of all the consternatives who deride the Average Working Joe for expecting a pension and other "entitlements" from their employers. Too much gimme gimme gimme, they say. Yet CEOs and public officials who break the rules/laws still garner up to multimillion dollar severance packages. If you're losing your job because you’ve done something bad, there should be no profiting and no deals. Just get the fuck out.

Hey, that sounds like a good idea. See you Friday!

10 comments:

scotti said...

Everybody says there is this RACE problem. Everybody says this RACE problem will be solved when the third world pours into EVERY white country and ONLY into white countries.

The Netherlands and Belgium are more crowded than Japan or Taiwan, but nobody says Japan or Taiwan will solve this RACE problem by bringing in millions of third worlders and quote assimilating unquote with them.

Everybody says the final solution to this RACE problem is for EVERY white country and ONLY white countries to "assimilate," i.e., intermarry, with all those non-whites.

What if I said there was this RACE problem and this RACE problem would be solved only if hundreds of millions of non-blacks were brought into EVERY black country and ONLY into black countries?

How long would it take anyone to realize I'm not talking about a RACE problem. I am talking about the final solution to the BLACK problem?

And how long would it take any sane black man to notice this and what kind of psycho black man wouldn't object to this?

But if I tell that obvious truth about the ongoing program of genocide against my race, the white race, Liberals and respectable conservatives agree that I am a naziwhowantstokillsixmillionjews.

They say they are anti-racist. What they are is anti-white.

Anti-racist is a code word for anti-white.

Pete Bogs said...

way to post your entire blog on one comment, scotti...

Bird said...

a bit lost there scotti -
who the heck is "everybody"?

hahaha bogs- your post is making me catch up on my news-surfing.

while those consternatives are slathering over the LA PD's brutality, they should stop to consider that while, yeah, there were illegals at the demo in LA - but there were also numerous "leagals" too: native-born and naturalized US citizens and foreigners with valid green cards.

i hadn't heard about the dem's banner. hahahaha!

did you read about the comment from the bush mouthpiece about pelosi and how clicking her red heels wouldn't remedy anything. odd phrase for the bush admin to use right after the disaster in kansas.

snort. snicker.

flap/flap/swoosh!

Infinitesimal said...

less abortions = more future soldiers

nuff sed

Pete Bogs said...

bird - I am here to serve! had not heard about the Pelosi comment...

infini - indeed... women of America, step up and do your patriotic duty... breed the soldiers of tomorrow!

Infinitesimal said...

well the point that follows is that he would rather not allow death to occur because it is against Christ or something, so he has no sympathy for abortion laws, but he has no qualms about letting grown up fetus' (feti?) off to war to be destroyed senselessly. (and after dragging the "war" on and on for years and years, I would call it senseless by now)

Damn, you would think those soldiers would be done building a pipeline into Iran by now, but I guess that's why the Shaw (sp?) threw the curveball of nuclear capabilities at Bush.

There is only one doorway to Iran, and that is through Iraq, and that, not "the war on terror" is why we are there.

Pete Bogs said...

infini - I think it's shah, but I'm not certain... the current leader (nuke boy) is called a president, though...

Bush is hypocritical for saying he won't use taxpayer funds to end human life while he continues this deadly war... par for the course for him...

Bird said...

no Shah in Iran, He was kaput after the Iranian Revoluion in the 60s (children, children, did they teach you nuthin' in skool?).

There is a president - what's his name - amadjadeni something or other...(i call him "mad in the head" - hey where's my beloved pig - he would like that comment! he should come by to see how I aim to please him now. of course, I also have a whip - i think he might like that too.)

and the Atyollah Komeni (not the same one though who was in control during the Iran Hostage Crisis.)


flap/flap/swooosh!

Infinitesimal said...

Boyed

they taught us nothing in school

of course, part of the great American machine
the dumbing down of a country.

We learned a year of geography in.... was it 7th grade i believe? and then, nothing more, and even then, it was just to make sure we knew the continents.

I got a D.

I am ashamed to admit it, but I am dyslexic, and things get turned around, like shapey country things...

public primary and secondary schools in Texas are not so great, schools in Wisconsin are better. (sometimes)

Pete Bogs said...

I remember the shah and the the ayatollah... they are the reason our people were taken hostage for 444 days...