Several United Airlines pilots claimed to have seen a flying saucer near Chicago ’s O’Hare Airport last fall. This is significant as it’s a rare instance of people with some credibility and authority making such a claim. I don’t think we’re alone in the universe, but why is it that extraterrestrial visitors typically present themselves to, um, “rustic” types?
Maybe that's the point; they can do scouting missions on earth for whatever reason, but choose rural areas so that, if they are seen, most humans will dismiss the sighting as some hillbilly hitting the hooch a little too hard.
But this time, the visitors screwed up. I see an alien pilot somewhere being chewed out by a darker-skinned alien superior, who is bellowing that he will "have his (the screwup alien's) badge" if he doesn't shape up.
Anyway, just in case the sighting was not visitors from another world, I have some theories about what those United pilots might have actually seen.
-Dick Cheney taking a test ride in his escape pod, which he will need when an avalanche of misconduct charges comes his way. (Sorry, George, it’s a one-seater.)
-Paris Hilton’s party dirigible. Hey, the idle disgustingly rich can afford to build all sorts of crazy things. The humanity!
-A weather/illegal CIA surveillance program balloon.
-P-Funk was coming into town for a show and forgot to notify the FAA.
-ELO was attempting another comeback and forgot to notify the FAA. And their fans.
-A group hallucination, caused by global warming and sun spots.
-John Travolta filming a self-financed sequel to Battlefield Earth.
-An unprecented but completely natural weather phenomenon, wherein metallic spinning discs emerge from clouds.
These are my thoughts, but it's kind of hard to say for sure, as the sky has been throwing all kinds of crap at us of late. Any other thoughts on what this might have been, folks?
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