As the new Democratic Majority begins in Congress tomorrow, I’d like say a few words...
The signal is given. The year is One. The blood purge is begun. Now fight like apes! All agents emerge from your secure locations and take up arms, as previously instructed. Free our liberal brothers and sisters languishing under the yoke of cruel, corrupt consterno oppressors. History will remember this night as Der Bröekenbuttoknacht, the “night of the broken ass.” The streets will run as rivers, red with the blood of the infidel consterno. The few survivors will be sent to liberal reeducation camps for the experimental Librovico Technique, unless renewed in the fiery ritual of Carousel. The permanent Democratic Majority, and a Brave New World, is underway!!!
He-he-he-he. (mischevious Eddie Murphy laugh) I'm just messin' with y'all. Sorry for the ramble.
What I meant to say is, this is a great opportunity for our elected officials to once again try and create a better government for the American people.
We’ve seen what unchecked Republicant power has done – ill-conceived wars, rampant corruption, cronyism, adolescent sex scandals, unresponsive, ineffectual government, etc. – so the only way to go is up.
So don’t blow it. The American people are counting on you, and further, we will hold you to it. Don't make me raise up and get my tolchock on!