Monday, December 18, 2006

Nicolypto

Nicole Richie, socialite, reality TV star, serial dieter and adopted daughter of singer Lionel Richie, was arrested last week in Los Angeles for DUI. News of the arrest, complete with mugshot, have of course been posted all over the Internet.

What's not yet generally known is that Ms. Richie was only taken into custody after a profanity-laden, anti-Semitic rant against police officers at the scene.

During the tirade, Richie claimed that Jews were responsible for all the eating disorders in the world, with their "delicious bakery and deli foods." She added that since the officers had a box of glazed doughnuts in their squad car, they must be "a couple of those g*ddammed bakery Jews."

At the police station, Richie also allegedly cursed at a male officer, and referred to him by the term "sugar nuts."

Richie had been working on a Yucatec-language version of The Simple Life at the time of her arrest. It's unclear if her legal troubles will impact the show.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Show, what show? Who ever watches that pair of dimwits anyway?

Next time I may tell you how I really feel.

Right now I'm going back to vote and laugh.

Hellpig said...

You forgot celebrity heroin addict and the fact she weighs 85 pounds,being a drug addicted daughter of someone famous in my book does not make you a celebrity.....but rather a stuck up spoiled little c*nt.

Pete Bogs said...

jack - vacuous to the core, those two...

hell - referenced the weight thing a few times... anyway, to me, she's a non-entity...

Bird said...

ah, but how well would any of us turn out if we were adopted by lionel ritchie? can you imagine? the music alone would warp ya.

but little miss aint even once, twice, or three times a lady.

then again, who cares?

flap/flap/swoosh!

Pete Bogs said...

bird - zing! I only care about her insomuch as she provides great satire fodder...

Bird said...

and a delightful parody it is! i didn't mean the "who cares" comment to come off as a criticism of your choice of topic - not at all.

i'd love to see your satire or parody on a ritchie song - hahahaha!

please don't tell us you ever roadied for him.

spare us that.

actually, he was probably a has-been before you started roadieying. man, i love this invented spelling thing. yeehaw!

and pig baby, you clearly missed the linguistic reclamation day - cunt is no longer a negative - and little miss hasn't earned the right to be called one - hahahahahaha!

Bird said...

but my salute to you pig for having the delicacy to not spell that word out when used in negative context. wow!

Pete Bogs said...

bird - he meant "cent," which is a Washington term for vacuous waste of very little space...

did you see Bond?