Monday, October 09, 2006

Let Them Eat Crap

I don’t want to say the food in the Iraqi police force is bad, but… a couple hundred recruits started bleeding from their ears and noses after breakfast Sunday. That’ll surely boost morale and enlistment!

Meanwhile, down at Gitmo, prisoners are having a different
reaction to the food; they’re getting fat. Apparently the meals there are very high in calories. Mmm, detention camp food.

This must be some new kind of stealth-torture.
Don’t want me putting women’s underwear on your head? Then I will give you diabetes, high blood pressure and heart disease instead! Hahaha!

I think the food shipments for the Gitmo detainees and the Iraqi police must have gotten mixed up. Don’t you?

Meanwhile, out in California some lettuce has been
recalled over concerns of E. coli contamination. This comes on the heels of a recent E. coli outbreak blamed on California spinach.

I think the new face of biological weapons in the war on terror will be E. coli. Forget cluster bombs, send Al Qaeda some California produce!

ABOVE: A Guantanamo Bay detainee at chowtime.

14 comments:

Sanford B. Hines said...

I think it might he a good idea to pull out of Iraq that way we will be ready for North Korea. We need to pull out when they stand up. I think pulling out before the job is done is not so bad after all when you look at Iran and North Korea.

CROAK said...

Our 'detainee' in Gitmo has been there for over four years without trial. He is emaciated, isolated, pale, despairing and becoming mentally ill. He is suppose to be 'innocent till proven guilty'. He was in the wrong place at the wrong time and our Govt is being cowardly and disgusting not standing up to your govt! He needs to be sent home to Aust....NOW.

You will never know what is really going on in Gitmo till this is all bloody over with...this is disgusting...America should do better..it knows better than to treat humans this way.

Hellpig said...

Innocent until proven guilty is a luxury for American citizens ONLY. Not for terrorists hell bent on killing your family.

Mentally ill? I think the fact they whorship a black rock and their false prophet was a child raping bloodthirsty warmonger who is in hell sucking the pig shit of Allahs dick.Shows they were mental before gitmo.

Bird said...

put it in a bucket and don't scimp on the pate!

Pete Bogs said...

sanford - we have ignored those two countries while paying attention to Iraq... way to go, Bush!

croak - the US gov't needs to figure what the hell those prisoners did, if anything, and then decide on a course of action... this indefinite detention without charge is a war crime...

hell - easy now... we don't want any riots overseas...

bird - would you like a "wafer thin" mint?

Bird said...

hey bogs - did you see that your pal finchy has a new, long-lost relative? come by the roost and say hello!

K9 said...

/bark bark bark

e coli: bringing montezuma's revenge to el norte via salad. you wanna lose weight? here's the accelerated plan!

as to (australian) david hicks: hell's right. first of all, those fighting and/or working along side al qaeda are not afforded the rights of us citizenship or even conventions of geneva since they fight for no sovereign nation with agreed upon rules of engagement.

we do know whats going on at gitmo. the international red cross has a bureau right there.
you think we're harsh? have a look at what Putin did to the IF's that shot up that school. (hint: there arent any detainees)

ask al qaeda what they do with their detainees.

america should do better? america does more than the rest of the world combined. for one thing any loser that can walk crawl or scoot over the borders is pretty much home free. and they do, by the millions. thats how bad it sucks here.

/grrr

Pete Bogs said...

bird - I have indeed seen Finchy's colorful cousin... he's a fine looking feathered fellow, too...

k9 - I agree that those detainees of ours (who are not tortured) probably get better food and overall treatment than many countries... certainly better than Al Qaeda would give... but they shouldn't be kept indefinitely... they need to be tried fairly...

I don't know about Hicks... he should be tried, and soon... America needs to get off the pot here... if indeed he is found legitimately guilty of fighting alongside AQ, then leave him to the rats... but try him first...

then throw Taliban John in with him...

Aunty Belle said...

BAwgs, youse comin' along....

Pete Bogs said...

aunt b - nothing's changed for me... despite what consternos say, liberals don't love terrorists... I hate them... but we have to be sure we're targeting the right people... not animal rights and peace groups... legit terrorists...
I am against torture, indefinite detention and the war in Iraq... but I am also strongly against terrorists...

Hellpig said...

Uh Bogs yes I do,the more riots the merrier...Taliban John? we havent executed this piece of shit yet? Must be a Liberal holding up Justice...LOL

Pete Bogs said...

hell - he got a 20-year sentence...

K9 said...

/bark bark bark

20 years sounds about right for a spoiled californication misfit who made an ignorant choice.
not death.

/grrrr

Pete Bogs said...

k9 - I agree... I was just venting about TJ above... he'll be 40 when he gets out... can still have a life after... he made a really bad, misguided choice...