Did you know that, among the many, many things you’re not allowed to bring on a plane these days, live lobsters are not on the list? I didn’t, until yesterday.
Turns out you can take live lobsters on a plane as long as you don’t exceed the maximum specs for carryon baggage.
This is madness. I mean, what if the lobsters get loose from their packing, fall from the overhead compartments on some unsuspecting flight attendant and start pinching her toes? It could be mayhem in the skies!
Or worse, what if terrorists breed weaponized “super lobsters” and then use them during flight? Do as I say, infidel, or my lobster will pinch your damn nose off!
One thing is for sure – knowing those little monsters could be writhing around on my flight, I’ll never fly again! And the same goes for those nasty lobsters!