According to consternative Christian broadcaster Pat Robertson, a holy war between Islam and Christianity is imminent.
I hope he's right.
Let the radical, hypocritical, intolerant, homicidal fringes of Christianity and Islam fight each other while the rest of us watch from the sidelines. Get me some pretzels and Guinness – I’m looking forward to this.
When the fighting's done and all the participants have killed each other off (as they have wanted for so long to do) the rest of us can work toward building a world minus the insanity those two groups have kept alive for eons.
Call it what you want – a crusade, a jihad – I call it a good start.
And speaking of starts, those on JC's team for the upcoming war can get going on their training without even joining the military. Instead, they can just pick up the latest video game.
The inexplicably popular apocalyptic book series Left Behind is coming to a PlayStation near you. I shit you negative. It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fun.
Onward, Christian gamers! Armageddon awaits.