The gas tank has been drinking, not me.
If a pair of university professors are successful, you may actually be able to say that if pulled over for driving erratically. Not that it will help your case any.
The two enterprising academics are looking to turn ethanol, the automobile fuel, into alcohol for use in medicines and even tasty alcoholic beverages. They may give a new meaning to drunk/drink driving.
Does the open alcohol container law no longer apply to vehicles? Or would that be open gas tank?
The next time someone tries to siphon fuel from your car they may not be trying to save money on gas, but instead simply tying one on. Bottoms up!
I'll stick with Guinness.