I can no longer sit by while the madmen of the world sap and impurify (sic) all of our precious bodily fluids. Hence, I am back on the blog. Props to presidentbobo for flinging feces at y’all while I was recuperatin’. He’s a hell of a hominid, and I hope he'll contribute more in the future.
It’s no secret mass transit is the preferred target for terrorists to unleash their twisted deeds. They’ve used planes in the US, Cuba and Russia, buses in Israel and the UK, trains in the UK, Spain and India, etc.
What these people are really doing is making it hard for the rest of us to get from one place to another. If people can’t travel they become isolated. Ignorant. Provincial. Is this an actual goal of terrorists? I’m beginning to think so. They’re not the most broadminded of folks, after all.
So, what modes of transportation will they hit up next? Will we see exploding skateboards? Wheelchairs of death? I get the distinct impression terrorists have a problem with motion of any kind. How about a bumblebee bomb, then? Will there be walking weapons?
I can imagine a terrorist thinking, “Hmm, a ride-on lawnmower. I think I’ll martyr myself by crashing it into a bus.” Hey pal, please do drive it under a bus – preferably while it’s moving.
And the rest of you soldiers of misguided causes, please do continue martyring yourselves, as well. Just do so out in the middle of a field somewhere when no one else is around, ok?
"The only good human is a dead human." - General Ursus
"The only good terrorist is a dead terrorist." - Pete Bogs