Ken "Kenny Boy" Lay was facing decades in prison for his part in the collapse of Enron. At his age, 64, that was basically a death sentence.
But the Great Leveler has apparently beaten prison to the punch, as Lay has reportedly died.
Reportedly, I say.
How do we know Lay didn’t fake his own death? It wouldn’t be the first time a wealthy and/or notorious person has done so.
Lay’s certainly got both the money (despite claims of poverty, Lay was at a vacation home in Aspen, Colorado when he died) and the motivation to disappear.
Yup, I think Ken Lay is lounging out on a beach somewhere in the South Pacific with Elvis Presley, Jim Morrison, Andy Kaufman and L. Ron Hubbard.