Abu Musab al-Zarqawi has finally felt the big “owie.” Yup, it’s been confirmed by physical evidence that the man and his closest aids all bit the big one thanks to a pair of 500-pound bombs. Props (no pun intended) to the US flyboys who dropped them.
Al-Zarqawi is – I mean was, and it’s nice to speak of him in the past tense – the guy who started the beheading craze in Iraq. He‘s believed to have performed some of them himself; the cowards in those grotesque videos were always masked, so we can’t be sure.
By now al-Zarqawi & Co. have no doubt met the Virgin Nazi: “No virgins for you!” (The afterlife’s a bitch, eh?) Al-Zarqawi is no marytr, he's merely maggot-fodder.
It's not in my nature to feel joy at the death of another human being. However, al-Zarqawi and his pals don't qualify for that designation.
Note: It was after I titled this post that I found this one. I'm no James Frey.