"You know, I work on my hair a long time, and you hit it. He hits my hair."
– Tony Manero
Hey, Captain Comb-over, you’re not fooling anyone. And Mr. Toupee Shakur, neither are you.
Genetically predetermined male pattern baldness is something countless men face every day. It may not be the most desirable of “afflictions,” but it’s not an excuse to lose one’s dignity either.
We follically challenged men still have a lot to offer. Like pretty much everything other guys have to offer. We just spend a lot less time and money on the “’do.”
Personally, I like my head shaved. It's smoove as hell. And the womens can use it to fix they makeup.
You hirsute posers with your plugs and your rugs denigrate yourselves and the rest of us with your artifice.
Bald is beautiful. Embrace it, don’t disgrace it. Word!