Saturday, February 11, 2006

When Will These Dopes Learn?

The Olympics are back, and so are the "doping" controversies.

Every time the games begin, a few athletes are invariably suspended or disqualified for having forbidden substances in their systems. Um, have they not watched the Olympics before?

Athletes, you are going to be tested for doping, and you are going to be
busted if you have been partaking. Don’t you realize that by now?


Are you guys on drugs or something? Oh, wait, never mind.

Look, what you need to succeed in the
Olympics is some LSD: luck, skill and determination.

Seriously, how about showing some sportsmanship, for Christ's sake? I know having your picture on a cereal box is sweet, but come on! There are kids watching.

5 comments:

rusty shakelford said...

Reminds me of the first time snow boarding was in the Olympics. The US team got their wish of show boarding being a accepted sport. Then the drug tester showed up. They were later kicked out for marijuana. Not the most performance enhancing drug.

infinitesimal said...

Mr. Q linked you....

Good...erm....morning btw

Pete Bogs said...

they wouldn't have won with marijuana... it would have slowed them down... just as well they were kicked out, damn stoners...

thanks, infini! good AM!

Blue said...

Snowboarding, surfing & skateboarding are the sports of choice for stoners..... 1 olympic - 2 extreme mmmmmm not sure what the link is but I still think its hilarious that they consider dope to be performance enhancing. If they were giving to competitors without 'inhaling' themselves then I could see where the problem lies.

Blue said...

The only way they are performance enhancing is if they put a giant twinkie at the end of the track...