The Olympics are back, and so are the "doping" controversies.
Every time the games begin, a few athletes are invariably suspended or disqualified for having forbidden substances in their systems. Um, have they not watched the Olympics before?
Athletes, you are going to be tested for doping, and you are going to be busted if you have been partaking. Don’t you realize that by now?
Are you guys on drugs or something? Oh, wait, never mind.
Look, what you need to succeed in the Olympics is some LSD: luck, skill and determination.
Seriously, how about showing some sportsmanship, for Christ's sake? I know having your picture on a cereal box is sweet, but come on! There are kids watching.