Sunday, February 05, 2006

That’s Just Super

Today is the day. Janet Jackson "Nipple-Shield Revealed" Anniversary Day. Expensive TV Commercial Day. Oh yeah, and there’s a rather big professional sporting event happening today in Detroit, too.

(I don’t dare name it, but it rhymes with, um, “pooper hole.”)

The league that hosts it is very protective of this game, and demands tribute for each mention of it through the electronic and other media. That’s why you see and hear ads that coyly reference the “Big Game” instead of ones that name it outright.

The game has become almost as popular for its halfti… wait, make that, “midpoint performance” as it has for foot… wait, better make that “tackle-ball.”

This year the league hired the Rolling Sto, er, Mick and the boys, to do the midpoint honors. Definitely a safer bet than Janet Jackson, who never had a giant condom as a stage prop or licked her guitarist’s cheek on camera.

And those expensive commercials really speak to the demographic, don’t they? I can’t wait to see this year’s catfight over a crappy American beer spot. Cheap babes and cheap beer are two great tastes that taste great together.

Unless you’re really into the game, you may find Super-Duper Sunday is a great time to hit the movies; the crowds are down and the atmosphere relaxed. If you decide to catch a flick, I recommend either Cra, er, "Collision," or Good Night, And um, I mean, “Night-Night, Sleep Tight, Don’t Let The Bedbugs Bite.”

8 comments:

infinitesimal said...

Good Morning.
I like to watch the last 15 minutes of the game, sometimes it goes into SUPER overtime, it is the best part of the game.

Who is playing tho? Steelers and who?

Pete Bogs said...

Seattle Seahawks...

infinitesimal said...

I KNEW the Patriots did not win!

Pete Bogs said...

nope... it's the metallurgists against the ocean-loving birds of prey...

K9 said...

/bark bark bark

You mean the worldcom-verizon-budlight-FedEx-monster.com-GoDaddy-Tyco-insert corporate sponsor name here-Bowl? Poor football. no more real grass hardly, and no more about the game. Just one big 4 hour ad campaign.

/grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

last year when I saw JJ's boob pop out all i could think is "note to self: nipple sheild=UGLY" yick!!!

/grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Pete Bogs said...

yeah, it looked like one of those Ninja death stars you see in the movies...

infinitesimal said...

PERSONALLY:

Why in the HELL would you want to extract a tube shaped piece of flesh from your nipple....OWIE!!!!....and shove a bar through it? Yes yes, it feels good when you tug it, but when it is out, there is a HOLE in your nipple.....OWIE!

presidentbobo said...

The whole nipple-shield throwing-star idea is fantastic. But who can we cast as "the white girl raised by ninjas that must seek revenge for the murder of her (insert loved one)?" Of course Brett Ratner will direct or maybe the Matrix brothers. Anyway, you guys throw a script together tonight during super blow. I am sure we can get this to the studios by monday and in the can before Memorial Day.