Thursday, February 02, 2006

"Hello, Do You Have Prince Bandar In A Can?"

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is stylin' and racially profilin' with his new cell phone.

He has a great calling plan, too. Free nights and weekends. No roaming charges. And those Christina Aguilera ringtones are the shit!

What exactly has the Persian President been doing with all his free airtime? Let's look at some excerpts:

"Tell me, what are you wearing?"

"Do you fear me now?"

"Yes, I want for to talk to Mr. Boosh, please. Boosh, yes. Who is calling? Eh, Hazi Ben Laidyet." (muffled giggles)

"Hello, yes, Domino's? I would like for to order 50 large pizzas with double the anchovies, please. My address is 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue."

"Hello, baby. Yes, I will be home soon. Dinner? I don't care. Shit, make falafel again. Do we have to go through this every time I am in a meeting? No, you're right, the affairs of Iran are much less important than your dinner menu. Forgive me - I am only the fucking president of Iran!!!"

"Bogs, is that you I hear, my main man? Let me tell you, dude, if you are bugging my cell phone again I am going to pull your goddamn fingers off slowly and painfully. No more blogging for you, my main man. And I'd better not see calls to my mistress show up on your Web site again, bro. You are not so scary to me, American pig-dog."

20 comments:

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Pete Bogs said...

I have seen some of your blogs before... I find the name "The Random Spot" intriguing in particular... if I were browsing, that name would get me to stop and look at the site... the others less so... I see a blog as having whatever content you want, so there's no reason why you shouldn't just operate one or two(like The Random Spot) and put the best of all your other blogs on it...

how do you get one of those visitor counters? I want one!

thank you, and good luck!

Paddys_Gal said...

lol, this one is hilarious, Pete.

infinitesimal said...

Yes Pete, a good morning wake up present. One that the full spectrum of readers can enjoy.

Hard to say what my favorite part was, because I liked the whole thing so much.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

sitting at your feet....

Mr Q said...

I appreciate comedy. Airplane! style specially. Good one.

infinitesimal said...

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a selection of counters for you m'dear.

Pete Bogs said...

thanks to all for the props!

uban said...

Hey Pete,
Thanks for coming to my blog. Personally, i too like the "The Random Spot". It actually gives me the freedom to experiment more than the others which are more tied to a theme. I am not very good at liking the same thing for a long time.

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presidentbobo said...

Rumor has it that he also uses his cell phone's built in camera to sneak "up-burqa" photos for his side venture - Girl'sofIslamGoneWild.com

Pete Bogs said...

thanks, uban...

PrezBobo - LMAO!

K9 said...

/bark bark bark

hey! I thought I was the pig-dog!

"hello? what? free tickets to the holocaust museum?"


very funny today Bogs. also prez bobo (where'd you get that idea, bro?)

/Howl

Pete Bogs said...

no, you are the pig-eating-dog... that's different...

infinitesimal said...

How MUCH older than Kanye BOGS?

infinitesimal said...

not for nothin' but isn't he the Shaw of Iran?

kanye is 33 or 34 now.

i am related to a muslim (by marriage) what else you got?

ps thanx for all the compliments

Pete Bogs said...

I am not much older than Kanye, then...

the political climate has changed in Iran over the years... when we had our hostages there, they had overthrown the shah... I think they got rid of that designation during their revolution... all the news stories say he's a president...

note to self: parody or criticize only the rich in the future...

infinitesimal said...

No, then you piss off Auntie B and her dawg.

stick to the ruling world class wealthy jibes.

Very few in that category.

Some rich people are mad cool.

(sir Richard of Virgin)

K9 said...

/bark bark bark

I have a rich Aunt? and she can cook?
Well hell, Allah be praised after all!
/gak! not

/grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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