It’s no longer just customer service and manufacturing jobs that are being sent overseas.
In a brutal blow to thousands of honest, hardworking American torturers, the country they love so dearly is farming out their vocation.
Results of a European investigation today confirmed that the US is outsourcing torture to numerous countries.
That leaves US torturers, who because of their “specialized” qualifications are often severely limited in their choice of jobs within the US, to go on the dole.
Expect to see an increased number of people on street corners bearing signs that read “Will Hurt For Food” and “Heartless, Hungry, Plese (sic) Help.”
It’s painful, I know, but there’s no easy solution to the outsourcing dilemma.
The hemorrhaging of good torture jobs to other countries will continue as long as there is a demand for the craft, and some Afghani is willing to do it for $0.35 a day.