If you’re a devotee of right wing activist/psychologist/multimedia star Dr. James “Dobby” Dobson, listen up: Just about every financial institution, store, restaurant or hotel you deal with loves gays and hates your family.
Dobby just published a list of companies which are “leading the charge to re-engineer society and bring about the normalization of homosexuality, bisexuality, transgenderism, and a fundamentally redefined family structure.”
Phew! And I thought Kraft just made tasty cheeses!
The list is intended to help the faithful choose their purchases, affiliations, etc. wisely. They wouldn’t want to inadvertently support the vast corporate “pro-homosexual agenda” that’s overtaking the country, after all.
The upshot of the list is basically, if you want to keep your money out of gay pockets, your only option is to just stop doing stuff. I mean, like, everything. This is an extensive list, folks.
At the top of the list, which ranks each company based on its level of gay-friendliness, is financial services giant JP Morgan Chase. Get those scissors out and cut up your credit cards – lest some of your money end up funding a Frisco bathhouse!
Blacklists (or in Dobby’s case a better name might be “ROY G. BIV lists”) are once again becoming popular with the fanatical-paranoid crowd. Multimedia loudmouth Bill O’Reilly recently published an “enemies” list and encouraged his listeners not to do business with them.
Next up: Joe McCarthy and Roy Cohn are going to be brought back to life through cloned DNA, and will provide the FBI with a list of commies, pacifists and everyone who’s ever donated some spare change to the SPCA. (Anti-war groups and animal rights groups are high on the FBI’s terror watch list – no joke!)
In publishing his list, Dobby is in actuality saying, “These entities are not as bigoted as I am, and that’s unacceptable.” He and all his Focus on the Family cohorts should be ashamed.
Should Dobby do a second list featuring the names of individuals, I’d like to have my name added to it.