Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Libby In A Turkey Suit?

Keeping with a nearly 60-year-old tradition, President Bush today pardoned one Thanksgiving turkey, “Marshmallow.” This fortunate fowl will now live out her days at Disneyland instead of ending up as someone’s T-Day dinner.

I have but one question about today’s ceremony: Before Marshmallow was pardoned, did anyone check to see if she might really be Libby in a turkey suit?


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